01
Grocery Bag Carry
One trip. All the bags. Eggs must survive.
Judged on: Bags carried · eggs intact · dignity
Concept · Coming SoonJacksonville, FL · Date & venue TBA
Step Daddy Olympic Tryouts
The field day where prospective PSD pros show off the patience, stamina and good humor this work takes — then line up to start a real application.
Marketing entertainment only. Tryout events are props-and-cones simulations. They are not a substitute for PSD's background screening, skills assessment, insurance verification or training — and no children take part.
The events
02
“Come Back Here!” Chase
A weaving sprint through cones toward a rolling dummy. No children are chased — ever.
Judged on: Time · cone penalties
03
Bike Assembly Relay
Teams assemble a kid's bike from the box. Leftover screws cost points.
Judged on: Time · safety check · leftover parts
04
Piggyback Prop Carry
Carry a padded weighted prop through a course. Props only — no real kids.
Judged on: Form · course time
05
Bedtime-Story Endurance
Read aloud with full character voices. The judge yawns; you keep going.
Judged on: Voices · stamina · no skipped pages
06
Dad-Joke Challenge
Make the panel groan. Clean jokes only.
Judged on: Groan volume · delivery
Scoreboard
Each event is scored 1–10 by a judging panel. The scoreboard goes live at the first confirmed Tryouts.
| Rank | Competitor | Score |
|---|---|---|
| No results yet — tryouts haven't happened. Winners will never be invented. | ||
Recruit interest list
Think you've got it?
Sign up to compete, volunteer, judge or cheer. We'll email you when the first date and venue are confirmed.
Competing is not employment. To provide services, you'll still need to complete a full provider application and screening.